I had just got done telling my wife that I am kitty crack bc since I got pregnant these cats wont…

I had just got done telling my wife that I am kitty crack bc since I got pregnant these cats wont leave me alone. I go to the kitchen to watch the marshmallows in the oven so they don't burn. One of my cats is steady meowing at me bc she wants me to pet her. Next thing I know, she's lunging in the air and sticking her claws into my shoulders and back legs on my belly meowing in my face. Like wtf cat! I seriously am cat crack