Out shopping, cause I need a lil retail therapy lol

And had this lady who I'd say was about my age try to rub my belly. I backed away, said, "Please, don't, thank you." Smiled at her.

Her reply: "What the hell is wrong with you didn't anyone teach you not to be rude?! I was congratulating you!"

I think it should be noted that I don't have a lot of patience lately.

My reaction: "Since when did it become okay for you to touch me WITHOUT my permission?! It's actually ILLEGAL! Would you be okay if I grabbed a handful of your breast?! No? Well okay then, F off."

She stood there mouth wide open.

Headed to grab some tacos and sit in my chair to read.