40 weeks; vomited, and out both ends for 4 hours this morning. Now near constant, inconsistent…

40 weeks; vomited, and out both ends for 4 hours this morning. Now near constant, inconsistent cramping, no discharge... I swear no one tells you all the details of labour even in the classes. Waiting (impatiently) for "actual" labour signs so I don't wait in the hospital (again) for no reason.