My wife came home from work and was like you know you have on two different flip flops right? Hahaha…

My wife came home from work and was like you know you have on two different flip flops right? Hahaha yeah! The other flip flop to each one is under the couch and my fat ass can't get it. I lucked out that each one that was out, made a pair. I had shit to do and she wasn't home to get my other flip flop from under the couch.