Co-worker: "Sheila, what are vacations for you?" Me: "Going away while no one criticizes you for your life choices."…
Co-worker: "Sheila, what are vacations for you?"
Me: "Going away while no one criticizes you for your life choices."
Co-worker: "Well, you went on vacations."
Me: "No! I have some crappy days off around my husbands family."