I'm kinda a neorotic crazy person especially at the changes of seasons, life changes freak me out, bills give me heartburn, Spring Break with 6 kids gives me diarrhea... All funny as side I'm a basket case... I really should write a book... then I think of how lazy I am and how much I want to murder the person who came up with autocorrect.. Today's challenges: Pay water deposit... but need active power to turn on so... Pay power... need money for the bill so... find 90 bucks... Retrieve 13 year old from Manas and knock her down a peg or two... Move shit and I mean shit to new apartment... need gas to go.... fuck.... find money for gas.... remember I have a 5 seater car.... count kids... today we have 6... find a babysitter... shit no money... ok... the older ones can stay for a little while alone... remember that time they cooked Ramen without water in microwave... call mom to "supervise" because teenagers don't have babysitters Mom... remember mom's at water aerobics. ... Maybe she will let me hold $200 till Friday... wait.... no you already owe her $150.. shit... whole shit time to recertify food stamps... and I need to call the VA and figure out where my allotment is... they alloted it to a 13 year old? Who gives a 13 year old 3 grand a month? .... Questions life... hears a dog bark.... dammit need to feed them... smells shit.... shity litter box.... Fuck... whys it so quiet...? 9am and 7 month old and 10 year old are eating ice cream... oh well they will be fine at least they are quiet... Need boxes to finish packing but if I go by work then I'll get suckered into working... not worth it... when's the last time I showered? I worked all week has anyone even brushed their teeth? Where's my breastmilk? No fucking way she ate it all... calls BF... she ate it all.... time to power pump... Vacation? What's that? I want one... where's my other sock? I had 2 on when I went to bed... hears a noise... the dog just vomited on the rug... rolls eyes and goes back to bed... Let the strike begin....
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Read the whole thing and just kept thinking you made time to fuck your husband twice in all of this lmao
Transgender children
So I just learned that in my kids school district (my kids aren't in school yet my oldest will be starting kindergarten next September) there are twin boys who identify as girls. They are 5 years old. What's your opinions on this matter given they are 5!!! I don't believe that at that age they really understand the whole thing. So the entire school had to take a course on how to handle transgender children. For example they can't say girls go this or boys do that. What are...
#momlifegroups
Hey Moms,
Here is the full list of groups! Please tag the admin in the comments below to be added. Thank you to all the moms leading these groups.
Group Name Admin
Postpartum Depression @Heera
Fitness/weight loss @jgruenwald
Miscarriage and Loss @bri92
Couponing @aydans.mommy
NICU @scottiesmommy
Domestic Violence @smilingwithmyawesome4kids
Kids with special needs @smilingwithmyawesome4kids
Car sear safety @santistevanmommie
Babywea...
need suggestions....
So at work we have a drink thief. Any time we put a drink in the fridge it disappears. I swear I know who it is. So far he's taken drinks from everyone that works in the office, we even put a sign to not take anything you didn't pay for and wrote our names on the drinks. The person I think is taking them works out of the office so we never get to see who is drinking them.
#momlifegroups
Here's the current list of all the groups in the app! Please message or tag the mom in the comments below to join! And larger groups with newsfeeds are coming soon and a better search too! Thank you to all the moms who lead these groups.
Group Name Admin
Postpartum Depression @Heera
Fitness/weight loss @jgruenwald
Miscarriage and Loss @bri92
Couponing @aydans.mommy
NICU @booboosmommy
Domestic Violence @smilingwithmyawesome4kids
Young mom 20 a...
#momlifegroups
Moms,
Our new group this week is San Antonio Moms | @brilynn.mother
Here's the whole list. Tag the admin for the group to be added!
Group Name | Admin
Postpartum Depression | @Heera
Fitness/weight loss | @jgruenwald
Miscarriage and Loss | @bri92
Couponing | @aydans.mommy
NICU | @scottiesmommy
Domestic Violence | @smilingwithmyawesome4kids
Kids with special needs | @smilingwithmyawesome4kids
Car sear safety | @santistevanmommie
Babywearing | @staceymommy2012
...
Lol my brain is so fried rt now