Rant: ✅

I have a few theories on this stupid giraffe 🐪(i know its a camel) that has consumed my life for over a month. 📆

A: Oliver has mentioned the cute giraffe 🐪 down the road 💔and she decided to fake a pregnancy so he wont leave her.

B: Shes not a giraffe 🐪 shes a pig 🐷 and thats why shes getting so big

C: Her bump is nothing more than a real bad case of gas.

If she really is pregnant shes the smartest animal on the planet 🌎

1. Shes making her owners hundreds 💲💲of thousands of dollars showing off her who ha...

2. She is waiting for April fools to either fart really big or have a baby which she wants to name Aprils Fool. Or maybe Jester?

I am so aggravated and consumed. Im too invested to stop ✋ watching if she has this baby 👶 during the very limited amount I sleep 😴 while tending to a 6 month old and stalking her hind end im going to need professional help. The therapists, psychiatrists, and looney bins are going to make mint 💲💲from this stunt...

/endrant 🔚