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My SO is drinking tonight and I swear I'm so bitchy like you gonna get your tadpoles drunk af and…

My SO is drinking tonight and I swear I'm so bitchy like you gonna get your tadpoles drunk af and they ain't gonna do shit for ripening my cervix 🙄😂

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jade2017

💎Jade💎

Tadpoles!!😂😂😂😂😂 lmao! @courtt

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Courtney

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Spermies whatever you wanna call them lol them bastards need to be sober so they know wtf their in their to do to my cervix! 😂 @jade2017,

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jade2017

💎Jade💎

True I see your point on that but i laughed my ass off at you calling them tadpoles hahahaha jeeze I'mma use that one now lol 😂😂🐸🐸

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jade2017

💎Jade💎

@courtt

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Courtney

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He had the nerve to ask me to get him another beer and I straight was like when you go get my yoga ball from Walmart I'll get your beer 😂 @blessed-n-proud8, #BitchMode

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courtt

Courtney

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@jade2017,

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jade2017

💎Jade💎

Haha Thats how its done ! 👍👍

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courtt

Courtney

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He complains how hormonal I am all the time you think he'd wanna do everything in his power to help our son along! It's ok tho I can be the biggest hormonal bitch ever lol @jade2017,

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jade2017

💎Jade💎

Right id be like come on man ya want this over then get it together lmao! Jeeze men are so complicated @courtt 😂 a few more weeks ill prob be dealing with the same thing lol

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courtt

Courtney

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Yes yes you will lol. I get checked tomorrow for dilation and I swear if they tell me my cervix is high and closed af I'm gonna shoot myself lol @jade2017,

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jade2017

💎Jade💎

I feel the same way and I am not even there yet lol. Today my doctor was like walk a lot get baby ready blah blah blah Im definitely gonna be doing that and more hahaa😂 ready 2 get this show on the road not trying to pull that 41 week bs lol @courtt

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Courtney

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Oh hell no screw that 41 week bs lol. He just looked over my shoulder and was like wtf does that post say? Lmao 😂😂😂 @jade2017,

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jade2017

💎Jade💎

Ya I bet he did bahahha !😂 @courtt

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Courtney

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He'll be begging to get this child out of me by the time my hormonal ass is done with him 😁 @jade2017,

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Courtney

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This game is about to go bye bye and he really gonna be pissed then lol. If I take the game away he does whatever I ask 😂 @jade2017,

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