Mike, 9yrs old, got out of the shower and as usual a ask him "did you wash your body?"

9yr old: yes

Me: your whole body?

9yr old: yes

Me: your pits?

9yr old: yes

Me: your butt?

9yr old: yes

Me: your feet?

9yr old: yes

Me: why don't I believe you?

9yr old: because I'm lying....

Me: why didn't you wash your whole body like I asked?

9yr old: I did!

Me: you JUST told me you didn't wash your pits butt and feet!

9yr old :yeah and?

Me: those are part of your body..

9yr old: oh.. Um .. I did not know that..

Me: sigh .. I love my children I love my children