It happened....?

2.5 years and today was the day he heard me fart. I thought I could crop dust him, but it came out full force. He looked at me and busted out laughing. ?

Is anyone else’s man totally useless? Orrr just mine? My bf doesn’t work because he doesn’t want to, so he stays home with our daughter. Anytime I’m not at work he stays in the other half of the house. I get needing an break, I was the stay at home parent for 3 years. However, if I’m home from work because I’m puking my guts out, one would think it wouldn’t kill him to help out with her. Not yell at me for not cooking anything for her, unloading the dishwasher, or having the one pair of jeans he...

Am I wrong to be upset? Last night I was running a fever, weak, tired, sore, my left boob feels like it got used as a punching bag. I asked my husband to call out of work today to help me with the kid so I could get some rest. He went to work. I texted him this morning. Part of me thinks I mean. The other part of me thinks I was fine for saying that because he should've stayed home with us.

Rant

My SO has been rude a lot ever since I've gotten pregnant...he said he doesn't care about my pregnancy, he doesn't even take one day off from work just ONE to come to at least one ultra sound appointment. I mean he's always making sure I'm fed, he lets use the heating pad, and even apologized to saying he doesn't care. He can mess with me all day but when I want to join and play around he gives me an attitude. He just makes me feel like s*** at times. He's a great fiancé don't get me wro...

I told my bf today that he can have a one weekend hall pass before the baby comes.. and one day a weekend to himself every weekend from now untill the baby comes (because he works then comes home to me every day, and spends his whole weekend with me as well). Even though hell have the one weekend hall pass I know him well enough that he wouldn't go sleep with another girl, and even if he did decide to he'd be smart about it. Would any of you do this with your man?