You might be a mom if... you somehow end up with a pacifier in your purse, and hot wheels all over the SUV.
Feel free to add to the list! I would love some good laughs today!
@dawnrose, lmao the baby spit up perfume is what I was going to say 😂😂
When your purse becomes a diaper bag &' you start carrying a bunch of toys around
a baby tooth from 17 years ago in your jewelry box. A wadded up ball of used tissues because there was no trash can nearby when you wiped your kids nose. A half eaten favorite snack of yours that you thought you had cleverly hidden but underestimated the craving of a toddler.
lol i was just going to say the puffs in your bra or his toys in my bra its his own storage bin lol
When you find gerber puffs in your bra, the laundry hamper and washer! 😂
My favorite is being a public restroom and my kid yelling "mom are you pooping"...ummm no for your information I was taking a while because changing a tampon maybe who knows but that's the first question if you take too long