You might be a mom if... you somehow end up with a pacifier in your purse, and hot wheels all over the SUV.
Feel free to add to the list! I would love some good laughs today!
When your purse becomes a diaper bag &' you start carrying a bunch of toys around
a baby tooth from 17 years ago in your jewelry box. A wadded up ball of used tissues because there was no trash can nearby when you wiped your kids nose. A half eaten favorite snack of yours that you thought you had cleverly hidden but underestimated the craving of a toddler.
lol i was just going to say the puffs in your bra or his toys in my bra its his own storage bin lol
My favorite is being a public restroom and my kid yelling "mom are you pooping"...ummm no for your information I was taking a while because changing a tampon maybe who knows but that's the first question if you take too long