Evelina LaMonda
@a_bevy_of_evie
Мама подростков
США, Нью-Мехико, Санта-Фе
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- IG is: a_bevy_of_evie I'm a 32 year old stay-at-home mom with New Mexico flare🔥 I think it's important to laugh 😂a lot that way all my wrinkles will be in the r…26.01.2017
- When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day30.03.20174 лайка
- Between Minecraft and Pokémon I don't think I understand a single word that my seven-year-old says today I'm cleaning his room and I don't understand even the t…07.03.20171 комментарий5 лайков
- I'm the kind of mom that I'll do the laundry I won't necessarily folded put it in the drawer and hang it it's like a game going to find your shit I keep my fami…16.02.20177 лайков
- Ever noticed that when you go to your favorite grocery store or department store you travel it so well you learn the lay out the minute that you go to the exact…16.02.20171 комментарий5 лайков
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame wait is this age to big to post?06.02.20178 лайков
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame06.02.20175 лайков
- I volunteer at our local old folks home and I find it interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they…06.02.20172 комментария9 лайков
- A mother suddenly discovers she's a ninja when she is putting her children to sleep and slides out of a room so stealth06.02.20171 комментарий7 лайков
- No matter how close I am with my huzbie I could smack him I love that as a house wife my chores are always done and his list is never I find myself doing more o…05.02.20172 комментария5 лайков
- Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power & destroy common enemies05.02.20171 комментарий4 лайка
- Whoever decided on spelling "biscuit" really needs to get their shuit together.03.02.20171 комментарий7 лайков
- I only learned Roman numerals so I can be damn sure which Rocky I'm about to watch.03.02.20175 лайков
- I do some of my best detective work when I'm pinpointing which kid at school or in the neighborhood is to blame for my family's most recent plague.03.02.20172 лайка
- Not sure if I should be concerned with the child that lock me out or the child that taught me how to pick the lock03.02.20171 комментарий7 лайков
- I'm a strong superwoman. I put my pants on one leg at a time, like all of you. Then I put on another pair because the first pair no longer fits but is still in …02.02.20175 лайков
- Took avianna to school and the teacher said "oh look her shirt is on backwards it's so cute how independent she I bet she dresses herself" I didn't even hesitat…01.02.20171 комментарий8 лайков
- Sometimes I impress myself. Other times I try and get out of the car while still wearing my seat belt and wonder how I made it this long.01.02.20171 комментарий9 лайков
- Kids' ears are amazing. It takes 7 times to hear "Pick up that toy" yet they can hear a bag of chips open at 50 yards😒31.01.20173 комментария12 лайков
- Have a bit of a dysfunctional family but thanks to my best friend and husband his family has been the family that I never had-glad to see my kids love their cou…31.01.20172 лайка
- Before I had kids I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with one granola bar and it's crumbs31.01.20171 комментарий6 лайков
- Parenthood is mostly reminding the kids "no eating on the couch" while you're eating on the couch & agreeing with them that life isn't fair.30.01.20179 лайков
- I don't have snatchchat but I did have fun with this one “I know it’s tuna, but it says chicken by the sea,” she continued. “Is that stupid? What is it called —…30.01.20174 лайка
- Ever notice in the story of the 3 bears, Papa Bear's porridge is piping hot, baby's is perfect, & poor Mama Bear's is cold? I get it now😳29.01.20171 комментарий10 лайков
- Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers Why didn't they just get taller girls? I can't handle already and it'…28.01.20175 лайков
- I'm still trying to figure out when the kids will notice all the little Legos that I have vacuumed up and the numerous lip glosses I have tossed with no lids27.01.20176 лайков
- My day27.01.20177 комментариев
- Avianna: *door opens* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it Avi: See green Me: Yep Avi: And blue Me: Mmhm Avi: And red Me: *flushes toilet* oh looks great.27.01.20173 комментария2 лайка
- Some people like Keurig coffee but I like old fashion27.01.20173 комментария3 лайка
- "Just this one more episode." I said, and all the voices in my head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees. #atHomeMomLife27.01.20173 лайка
- Here goes something new! I'm a 32-year-old mother of two in Santa Fe New Mexico. I'm an at home mom and joined in hopes of finding other moms that understand th…27.01.20173 комментария3 лайка