Evelina LaMonda
@a_bevy_of_evie
Мама подростков
США, Нью-Мехико, Санта-Фе
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- IG is: a_bevy_of_evie I'm a 32 year old stay-at-home mom with New Mexico flare🔥 I think it's important to laugh 😂a lot that way all my wrinkles will be in the r…26.01.2017
- When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day30.03.20174 лайка
- Between Minecraft and Pokémon I don't think I understand a single word that my seven-year-old says today I'm cleaning his room and I don't understand even the t…07.03.20171 комментарий5 лайков
- I'm the kind of mom that I'll do the laundry I won't necessarily folded put it in the drawer and hang it it's like a game going to find your shit I keep my fami…16.02.20177 лайков
- Почему в другом магазине той же сети другой порядок отделов16.02.20171 комментарий5 лайков
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame wait is this age to big to post?06.02.20178 лайков
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame06.02.20175 лайков
- I volunteer at our local old folks home and I find it interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they…06.02.20172 комментария9 лайков
- A mother suddenly discovers she's a ninja when she is putting her children to sleep and slides out of a room so stealth06.02.20171 комментарий7 лайков
- No matter how close I am with my huzbie I could smack him I love that as a house wife my chores are always done and his list is never I find myself doing more o…05.02.20172 комментария5 лайков
- Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power & destroy common enemies05.02.20171 комментарий4 лайка
- Whoever decided on spelling "biscuit" really needs to get their shuit together.03.02.20171 комментарий7 лайков
- I only learned Roman numerals so I can be damn sure which Rocky I'm about to watch.03.02.20175 лайков
- I do some of my best detective work when I'm pinpointing which kid at school or in the neighborhood is to blame for my family's most recent plague.03.02.20172 лайка
- Not sure if I should be concerned with the child that lock me out or the child that taught me how to pick the lock03.02.20171 комментарий7 лайков
- I'm a strong superwoman. I put my pants on one leg at a time, like all of you. Then I put on another pair because the first pair no longer fits but is still in …02.02.20175 лайков
- Took avianna to school and the teacher said "oh look her shirt is on backwards it's so cute how independent she I bet she dresses herself" I didn't even hesitat…01.02.20171 комментарий8 лайков
- Sometimes I impress myself. Other times I try and get out of the car while still wearing my seat belt and wonder how I made it this long.01.02.20171 комментарий9 лайков
- Kids' ears are amazing. It takes 7 times to hear "Pick up that toy" yet they can hear a bag of chips open at 50 yards😒31.01.20173 комментария12 лайков
- Have a bit of a dysfunctional family but thanks to my best friend and husband his family has been the family that I never had-glad to see my kids love their cou…31.01.20172 лайка
- Before I had kids I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with one granola bar and it's crumbs31.01.20171 комментарий6 лайков
- Parenthood is mostly reminding the kids "no eating on the couch" while you're eating on the couch & agreeing with them that life isn't fair.30.01.20179 лайков
- I don't have snatchchat but I did have fun with this one “I know it’s tuna, but it says chicken by the sea,” she continued. “Is that stupid? What is it called —…30.01.20174 лайка
- Ever notice in the story of the 3 bears, Papa Bear's porridge is piping hot, baby's is perfect, & poor Mama Bear's is cold? I get it now😳29.01.20171 комментарий10 лайков
- Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers Why didn't they just get taller girls? I can't handle already and it'…28.01.20175 лайков
- I'm still trying to figure out when the kids will notice all the little Legos that I have vacuumed up and the numerous lip glosses I have tossed with no lids27.01.20176 лайков
- My day27.01.20177 комментариев
- Avianna: *door opens* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it Avi: See green Me: Yep Avi: And blue Me: Mmhm Avi: And red Me: *flushes toilet* oh looks great.27.01.20173 комментария2 лайка
- Some people like Keurig coffee but I like old fashion27.01.20173 комментария3 лайка
- "Just this one more episode." I said, and all the voices in my head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees. #atHomeMomLife27.01.20173 лайка
- Here goes something new! I'm a 32-year-old mother of two in Santa Fe New Mexico. I'm an at home mom and joined in hopes of finding other moms that understand th…27.01.20173 комментария3 лайка