IG is: a_bevy_of_evie I'm a 32 year old stay-at-home mom with New Mexico flare🔥 I think it's important to laugh 😂a lot that way all my wrinkles will be in the right place. I'm a military veteran who is lucky enough to marry her best friend. I'm someone who loves to make others laugh and I aim to embrace and enjoy all of my blessings.

When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day

Between Minecraft and Pokémon I don't think I understand a single word that my seven-year-old says today I'm cleaning his room and I don't understand even the toys #LostInTranslation

I'm the kind of mom that I'll do the laundry I won't necessarily folded put it in the drawer and hang it it's like a game going to find your shit I keep my family on there toes

Ever noticed that when you go to your favorite grocery store or department store you travel it so well you learn the lay out the minute that you go to the exact same store across town the layout is different you feel completely lost like you're in another dimension because you're stores layout is obviously way more smarter and whoever did this layout didn't know how to do their job

#momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame wait is this age to big to post?

#momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame

I volunteer at our local old folks home and I find it interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist.

A mother suddenly discovers she's a ninja when she is putting her children to sleep and slides out of a room so stealth

No matter how close I am with my huzbie I could smack him I love that as a house wife my chores are always done and his list is never I find myself doing more of his shit then my own!

Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power & destroy common enemies