Evelina LaMonda
@a_bevy_of_evie·Мама двоих (12 лет, 16 лет)
США, Нью-Мехико, Санта-Фе
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- is a_bevy_of_evie 'm a year old stay-at-home mom with ew exico flare🔥 think it's important to lagh 😂a lot that way all my wrinkles will be in t...
- hen someone asks what it's like to be a mom show them the magazine 've been carrying for mths,becase dammit 'm gonna read it one day
- etween inecraft and okémon don't think nderstand a single word that my seven-year-old says today 'm cleaning his room and don't nderstand even the ...
- 'm the kind of mom that 'll do the landry won't necessarily folded pt it in the drawer and hang it it's like a game going to find yor shit keep my f...
- ver noticed that when yo go to yor favorite grocery store or department store yo travel it so well yo learn the lay ot the minte that yo go to the exa...
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame wait is this age to big to post
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame
- volnteer at or local old folks home and find it interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name yet they always seem to remember that ...
- mother sddenly discovers she's a ninja when she is ptting her children to sleep and slides ot of a room so stealth
- o matter how close am with my hzbie cold smack him love that as a hose wife my chores are always done and his list is never find myself doing more...
- all me old-fashioned, bt marriage shold be abot a man aligning forces with a trsted ally to consolidate power & destroy common enemies
- hoever decided on spelling "biscit" really needs to get their shit together.
- only learned oman nmerals so can be damn sre which ocky 'm abot to watch.
- do some of my best detective work when 'm pinpointing which kid at school or in the neighborhood is to blame for my family's most recent plage.
- ot sre if shold be concerned with the child that lock me ot or the child that taght me how to pick the lock
- 'm a strong sperwoman. pt my pants on one leg at a time, like all of yo. hen pt on another pair becase the first pair no longer fits bt is still in ...
- ook avianna to school and the teacher said "oh look her shirt is on backwards it's so cte how independent she bet she dresses herself" didn't even h...
- ometimes impress myself. ther times try and get ot of the car while still wearing my seat belt and wonder how made it this long.
- ids' ears are amazing. t takes times to hear "ick p that toy" yet they can hear a bag of chips open at yards😒
- ave a bit of a dysfnctional family bt thanks to my best friend and hsband his family has been the family that never had-glad to see my kids love thei...
- efore had kids didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire hose with one granola bar and it's crmbs
- arenthood is mostly reminding the kids "no eating on the coch" while yo're eating on the coch & agreeing with them that life isn't fair.
- don't have snatchchat bt did have fn with this one “ know it’s tna, bt it says chicken by the sea,” she contined. “s that stpid hat is it called — c...
- ver notice in the story of the bears, apa ear's porridge is piping hot, baby's is perfect, & poor ama ear's is cold get it now😳
- om, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes e ecase they're ballet dancers hy didn't they jst get taller girls can't handle already and i...
- 'm still trying to figre ot when the kids will notice all the little egos that have vacmed p and the nmeros lip glosses have tossed with no lids
- y day
- vianna *door opens* ama, look at my pictre! e ove it vi ee green e ep vi nd ble e mhm vi nd red e *flshes toilet* oh looks great.
- ome people like erig coffee bt like old fashion
- "st this one more episode." said, and all the voices in my head laghed and laghed, and slapped their knees. #atomeomife
- ere goes something new! 'm a -year-old mother of two in anta e ew exico. 'm an at home mom and joined in hopes of finding other moms that nderstand th...