Evelina LaMonda
@a_bevy_of_evie·Мама подростков
США, Нью-Мехико, Санта-Фе
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- IG is: a_bevy_of_evie I'm a 32 year old stay-at-home mom with New Mexico flare I think it's important to laugh 😂a lot that way all my wrinkles wil...
- When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day
- Between Minecraft and Pokémon I don't think I understand a single word that my seven-year-old says today I'm cleaning his room and I don't understand ...
- I'm the kind of mom that I'll do the laundry I won't necessarily folded put it in the drawer and hang it it's like a game going to find your shit I ke...
- Ever noticed that when you go to your favorite grocery store or department store you travel it so well you learn the lay out the minute that you go to...
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame wait is this age to big to post?
- #momlifephotos #ilovebabies #momlifegame
- I volunteer at our local old folks home and I find it interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember...
- A mother suddenly discovers she's a ninja when she is putting her children to sleep and slides out of a room so stealth
- No matter how close I am with my huzbie I could smack him I love that as a house wife my chores are always done and his list is never I find myself do...
- Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power & destroy common enemies
- Whoever decided on spelling "biscuit" really needs to get their shuit together.
- I only learned Roman numerals so I can be damn sure which Rocky I'm about to watch.
- I do some of my best detective work when I'm pinpointing which kid at school or in the neighborhood is to blame for my family's most recent plague.
- Not sure if I should be concerned with the child that lock me out or the child that taught me how to pick the lock
- I'm a strong superwoman. I put my pants on one leg at a time, like all of you. Then I put on another pair because the first pair no longer fits but is...
- Took avianna to school and the teacher said "oh look her shirt is on backwards it's so cute how independent she I bet she dresses herself" I didn't ev...
- Sometimes I impress myself. Other times I try and get out of the car while still wearing my seat belt and wonder how I made it this long.
- Kids' ears are amazing. It takes 7 times to hear "Pick up that toy" yet they can hear a bag of chips open at 50 yards😒
- Have a bit of a dysfunctional family but thanks to my best friend and husband his family has been the family that I never had-glad to see my kids love...
- Before I had kids I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with one granola bar and it's crumbs
- Parenthood is mostly reminding the kids "no eating on the couch" while you're eating on the couch & agreeing with them that life isn't fair.
- I don't have snatchchat but I did have fun with this one “I know it’s tuna, but it says chicken by the sea,” she continued. “Is that stupid? What is ...
- Ever notice in the story of the 3 bears, Papa Bear's porridge is piping hot, baby's is perfect, & poor Mama Bear's is cold? I get it now😳
- Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers Why didn't they just get taller girls? I can't handle alr...
- I'm still trying to figure out when the kids will notice all the little Legos that I have vacuumed up and the numerous lip glosses I have tossed with ...
- My day
- Avianna: *door opens* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it Avi: See green Me: Yep Avi: And blue Me: Mmhm Avi: And red Me: *flushes toilet* oh looks g...
- Some people like Keurig coffee but I like old fashion
- "Just this one more episode." I said, and all the voices in my head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees. #atHomeMomLife
- Here goes something new! I'm a 32-year-old mother of two in Santa Fe New Mexico. I'm an at home mom and joined in hopes of finding other moms that und...