😂😂😂 WOW!!! Baby brain already! Hope someone gets a laugh! So I'm going to the bathroom one last time before bed... and it smelled odd, and really strong! So I get myself all worried and start googling why your pee smells funny during pregnancy (after washing my hands of coarse😅)... thinking this could be a potential warning sign, maybe I'm dehydrated or worse... I literally made my husband go sniff the bathroom, make sure it not just my pregnancy nose being crazy! Then, I flush the toilet, we head to bed, and then it hits me... we ate Asparagus for dinner! 😅😅😅 it's like, well no shit Sherlock! That's why your pee smells funny! 😂🤔 I started laughing at myself, I literally made my husband smell my pee! 😏 I guess he really loves me! 😅😏

My husband and I aren’t exactly strangers when it comes to relationship challenges 💞. We have been together for 14 years and married for eight, so we’ve definitely gone through some growing pains as we navigated a long-distance relationship in college and our first year living together as a married 👫 couple.
But nothing has challenged our relationship quite like our first year as 👪 parents .
Before you have your first child, you have these grand ideas of what it will be like. There’s more slee...

“You look too young to be a mom!”
Or how about …
“You have a BABY? No! You look like a baby yourself!”👶
Oh wait, here’s a good one …
“Are you the nanny, ooor … ?”
“No, yeah I’m his mom,” I’d reply. “Yes, I am young,” I’d agree.
Considering I got pregnant straight out of college, I was certainly on the younger end of the parenting spectrum. (No one was more surprised than me, I assure you.) And yet, I wasn’t exactly a teen mom. I wasn’t juggling school courses and motherhood, like so many s...
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Sometimes you know your body better than everyone else. Not every woman will produce high levels of hcg throughout pregnancy some it can take weeks some it can take months don’t trust a blood test don’t trust a urine test trust your heart and when you know it’s times it’s time this doctor was not a gynecologist so he did not give me a quantitative blood test to actually see what my hcg level is at I hope this helps some of you ladies who just feel like giving up and stop testing because of what ...
Ok, so my friend is wanting to get pregnant but..... Her fiancé does not want kids, at lease for another 3-5 years he said... so she came up with the idea to have me pee on a stick for her and show it to him so that he’ll be comfortable with not wearing a condom and finishing in her.. basically the whole idea is to make him think she’s pregnant already...... so I do this favor for her or should I tell my girl to chill?
He and my husband are friends through us and he’s going to invite him over...
@meme2393, exactly! Yet it's one of my favorites! You'd think I would have remembered that!😂