ugh i think my body hates me! my cycles started at 35 days long. every month it would add days making me think I was…

ugh i think my body hates me! my cycles started at 35 days long. every month it would add days making me think I was maybe preggers. So i look at the calendar and we decide to plan a baby making mini vac over new years eve. I'm like np i shouldn't start af for 7 to 10 days after that. pushing to nearly a 50 day cycle. Nope yesterday af came super early for me. at like 32 days. i know that is much more normal and what not. but seriously ya just had to screw up my romantic weekend? i mean wtf body.