when I got pregnant with my son I literally lost all my friends , now that I'm pregnant again I just wanna have friends :(
Ok, so my friend is wanting to get pregnant but..... Her fiancé does not want kids, at lease for another 3-5 years he said... so she came up with the idea to have me pee on a stick for her and show it to him so that he’ll be comfortable with not wearing a condom and finishing in her.. basically the whole idea is to make him think she’s pregnant already...... so I do this favor for her or should I tell my girl to chill?
He and my husband are friends through us and he’s going to invite him over...

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:
I swear it’s the year of the 💙BOY💙 all my friends who are pregnant are having boys and so am I...
If you Pregnant comment your
Due Date and Gender 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Snapchat? Fb? I need new mommy friends. None of my friends have kids & we've disconnected 😑 sucks at times
I need some pregnant friends.