Woke up.... still pregnant. Pineapple doesn't work 😂🍍

Try a ghost chilli 🌶😂

I've put a really spicy chilli com carne in the slow cooker for tonight, and I'm going to run some errands @holliesinead and walk the dog. 😂 @saraelisa

Sex? Squats? Errr once again curry 😂

@emmaelaine, oh baby wants to stay with mummy! Mmmm 🤔🤔🤔 back to the drawing board!?! Xx

Kitchen floor and skirting boards have been scrubbed 😂 @holliesinead @mother_of_humans @mimibear @saraelisa any other ideas 💡🙈

@mother_of_humans, wow! Xx @emmaelaine 😂😂 ooohhh get those gloves on and work it Hun! Xx Glass of wine sounds fantastic to me right now 😛!

Haha if only I had some red in the cupboard @holliesinead 😂😂 @mother_of_humans @saraelisa going on my hands and knees now 😂😂

Apaz a glass of red wine can also bring on labour! X

I've just eaten another half a pineapple and feel so sick. My OH has taken the rest away from me, he thinks I've lost the plot. I have. @holliesinead @mother_of_humans @mimibear @saraelisa @

@emmaelaine, lol x 🙏🏻🙏🏻 hope for the best, hope it happens quickly for you.

I'll try it @saraelisa 😂

Old Italian wives tale, get on all fours and start scrubbing the kitchen floor. It starts it off lol x

I had a sweep & walked all day & bounced loads. Lost my plug but now nothing 😭 @holliesinead

I tried everything Hun! I ate a vindaloo and Ceylon curry everyday for two weeks, pineapple everyday, bouncing on that bloody ball, sex, walking the only thing that worked was my sweep and walking all day then got up my hopes up and was like whatever I'm gonna be induced as I got up my waters went 😂😂 just keep trying! Xx

I have a part time cleaning job to help me through uni and I carried on doing it right up until the day before i gave birth lol in fact I was having contractions after finishing for the day and didn't know it so maybe try keeping busy by doing lots of cleaning lol and I used my ball for about an hour each day. my little one arrived a week early X

@mother_of_humans,

Haha I'll start on the figure 8s. I've been doing big hip rotations and bouncing and sometimes it feels like she's going to fall out of me 😂 I can't think of anything worse than a hot curry right now but perhaps after swimming I'll be hungry lol. Hahaaaaa 'lets all swim in my amniotic fluid' I guess we'll never know x

I'm going swimming today as I heard that can help @mother_of_humans although if my waters break in the pool I'll never know 😂

I've tried the long walk, but I might step it up and go for a long walk along the beach 🌊 I probably do about 3 or 4 hours a day on my ball, I've had a curry but will try a very hot curry & ive even tried sex but that didn't work so well. Haha. I'm like a beached whale & we just ended up laughing and stopping half way through and cuddled instead 😂 @mother_of_humans

Im not going to lie, it probably wasn't my best move. My mouth was in bits 😂😂 my stomach was alright, although I did wake up twice for the toilet 💩😂 I just wish it had done something. I'm desperate! What to try next?.... @mother_of_humans