life with a baby is like learning to accept you will never sleep properly again that you are a like a human experiment to see how long a human can survive and that sleep isn't important!! having the dreaded feeling of hearing baby fart and witnessing a poop explosion taking your nose into a unbelievable sacrifice and your hands to forever smell like poop!! yes I wash before you ask lol!! but you can never shower without baby playing a prank you think there asleep so you go for a shower and they cry so you do a naked mad dash and there sat there smiling like ha ha look at that naked mess. that they created from carrying them!! they think it's funny!! oh and drinking or eating anything hot they do not like they think how dare you think you have the right to hot food and drink get over yourself it's cold shit for you man!! I swear babies are evil pranksters be prepared for drinking and eating cold shit, never showering alone again or at all! pushing your sense of smell to the edge and never sleeping again! dont say I didn't warn you pregnant ladies!! evil pure evil!! 😈 😈