Ask your SO these questions about you and write down his answers

What is something I always say?"
I love you

What makes me happy?
My big cock

What makes me sad?
When I don't do what you want me to do

How old am I ?
Early 30's

How tall am I?
5'4

What's my favorite thing to do?
Drive

What do I do when you're not around?
Masterbate, I laughed then he changed it to sleep

If I become famous, what will it be for?
Making a movie

What makes you proud of me?
The way you laugh

What is my favorite food?
Seafood

Where is my favorite place to eat?
Bolings

If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
Hawaii

Do you think you could live without me?
No

How do I annoy you ?
Plenty of ways

What is your favorite thing about me?
Your personality, body and soul

This was hilarious bc he just helped me nurse our twins and is falling asleep as I ask him these questions. I can't believe he thinks I masterbate when he's not around lol. He must have sex on his mind, it's only been 5 weeks so I'm not cleared for sex yet and with twins idk where he thinks we'll have the time or the energy.