Short Luteal Phase?

I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

I'm in labor

Guys, I've been in labor I guess since 9pm Sunday. .that I know.

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,

his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...

I think I've decided to let my doc sweep my membranes today. So my son will be here today!