When you're friends who don't have kids tell you about how fucked up they got over the weekend and then ask how yours went 😂😂 well my kid puked in my mouth saturday morning and then was hungry again so she ate a spider off the kitchen floor... then she scratched my face, pinched me, pulled hair, tried to eat the dogs tail, poked me in the eyeband shoved her fingers up my nose then cried cause I wouldn't let her suck ony chin.... so I guess you can say I got fucked up too... but in a different since 😂😂
I love how I repeatedly told my father in law not to let my daughter root through the toy box because she doesn’t want anything out of it anyway and he keeps picking her up and taking her to the toy box no matter how many times I tell her no and tell him she doesn’t even want anything out of there anyway. At first I told him “only let her get one toy” so she picks one up and he is still holding her over the toy box then tries to put her over the baby gate so she can grab more. I’m sorry but you ...

Her helmet she got so she can be safe (as she told me) when she rides her bike and scooter lol
@babykinzliee2k16, defiantly