Went to the beach and my man went to lay a game so I asked the lady if I could steal a seat at her game booth. She says yes nicely and I sat then out of no where she put her hand on my belly and said oh is the baby awake!? All excited with a. Smile in her face. I nearly slapped her smile off.

1. Don't touch a woman's belly or just assume you can.

2. What if I wasn't pregnant you would have just hurt my feelings!

CONTROL YOUR NEEDS TO TOUCH ME DAMN IT!

I NEVER had anyone touch my belly with my son so now I understand what you guys are talking about with this.

Damn.