So. I was shaving down there, sitting on the side of the tub, and my hand slipped and sliced my butt…

So. I was shaving down there, sitting on the side of the tub, and my hand slipped and sliced my butt cheek. It was bleeding so bad I thought I might need stitches! Put some of the baby's A&D on it. Good Lord...can you imagine going to the ER and being like, "Yeah, um, I cut my asscheek with a razor. I need stitches." No thank ya. 😏