I kissed a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy as fuck 😂😂😂😂

I made out with a candied yam because the voices in my head told me to

I kissed an Easter egg because I needed to pee 😂

I wanted channing tatum, because my boobs are amazing 😂😂😂

i shot Trojan man because I'm a total pump

I wanted Burt Reynolds because I'm a total pimp.

I ate the toilet because a Clown stole my taco... lol

I tripped over a golf ball because I love bacon. Lol

I wrestled a bowl of cereal because my boobs are amazing 😂

i ate a hot dog because my cat is an asshole 😂😂

I ate a hot dog because my mind voice said so

I kissed a Teletubby because I'm sexy as fuck