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I kissed a Teletubby because I'm sexy as fuck

I ate a hot dog because my mind voice said so

i ate a hot dog because my cat is an asshole 😂😂

I wrestled a bowl of cereal because my boobs are amazing 😂

I tripped over a golf ball because I love bacon. Lol

I ate the toilet because a Clown stole my taco... lol

I wanted Burt Reynolds because I'm a total pimp.

i shot Trojan man because I'm a total pump

I wanted channing tatum, because my boobs are amazing 😂😂😂

I kissed an Easter egg because I needed to pee 😂

I made out with a candied yam because the voices in my head told me to

I kissed a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy as fuck 😂😂😂😂