So when my boyfriend is being playful, he'll do shitty little comebacks to whatever I say, usually…

So when my boyfriend is being playful, he'll do shitty little comebacks to whatever I say, usually just a "No YOU are" kinda thing. Well he just made a fried egg and I go "Wow it looks so perfectly circular." And this asshole goes "YOU look perfectly circular!" He shoulda thought that one through because I could kill him rn 😂😂