I'm going 2 have a melt down between my husband fighting with my hard headed 4 year old & sleeping when I try to get a shower after I've deeper cleaned all day even cooked lunch & supper let him get a 30 minutes shower too & he can't stay awake so I can fold a load of clothes in the other room really sorry about the vent but I had to get that out

Baby Shower Dress?! Shopping has been difficult and I can't decide which dress for my shower? Keeping gender a surprise!
I got some strawberries and blackberries from the store❤❤❤ I'm rushing to the shower so I can get my hands on them
So idk if I’m an asshole for thinking this but a girl I used to go to school with is having her 3rd kid and she’s planning a baby shower and she had one with her other two. I feel like a baby shower is something you do with ur first pregnancy. I live far from my family so I didn’t have one but i did have a baby registry and I’m not even doing that with this pregnancy. Idk I just feel like 3 baby showers is a lot! Especially when she gets things handed to her. Idk maybe I’m an ass for thinking that

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:
@mommybug, I am I just wanted 2 get it out b4 I hurt him