You know its bad when you're not sleeping, but when you do; you're dreaming about it.

Weeeeeeeeeeeelll here's your morning laugh.

So Im sleeping and I dream my husband is snoring (which is so surreal) well in the midst of his turn. He rolls over on me and my pregnant belly. Im struggling trying to get my words out. Now Im trying to push him off us, but he rolls over even more to the point where my arms are under him going numb. Still cant talk or scream. I managed to get one of my arms free, balled my fist up and hit him across the face and yelled GTF off me. Okay now the last part I actually did, and he shakes me and says I dont know who they were but I sho hope you got him cause you sho hit the chit out of me. Nonetheless I apologized for my reckless nocturnal behavior and slept like a baby.