Our bulldog, knows better.

He jumps on the bed which he normally does but I smell somethings not right. Well sure enough I get off and look

Dude crapped and peed on the carpet! I cleaned it up and all but I had to leave the room for a bit; I couldn't take the smell. He knows he's in trouble he got his butt smacked. But just wait until daddy wakes up.

Seriously,putting my face near the fan. Now I can't sleep.