You know you have children when...

You get to work and notice that your pants have smudges of unidentifiable origin from the knee down. ?

Outrageous!

A 5 year old was detained and questioned at his school for taking a toy gun to show his friend. He was so scared he wet his pants and his parents weren't notified until 2 hours into the questioning. He was suspended for 10 days, but it was reduced to the 3 days he had already served after the parents and others complained. The school stated that the situation was handled appropriately and would be handled in a similar manner in the future.

Moms,

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Anyone elses husband a perv? Lol. I cant do anything around him 😒I'm bending over putting groceries away...here he come behind me pulling down my pants, I'm taking the laundry out..there he is. I was on my knees getting something from under the bed..get up to my face lookin at🍆 😣😭😂😂😂😂😂😑🙄

Birth is a magical moment that you don’t really understand until you’ve gone through it yourself. We asked moms in the Preggie community if they had any childbirth and postpartum advice for new moms. Here are 24 real “surprises” they wanted to share.

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