So I got a book case I wanted. 3 shelves. simple enough. My mother tries putting it together. This is our conversation.

mom:"You really need to people to do this.."

me:"YOU DIDNT WANT TO WAIT FOR MY HUSBAND.."

MOM:"Yeah but its wood it shouldnt have broke that easily!"

me:"IT WAS 17 DOLLARS.."

Needless to say, we now have fire wood.