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When you finally finish settling your son and then ten mins later his eyes pop open (still half asleep) and you have to…

When you finally finish settling your son and then ten mins later his eyes pop open (still half asleep) and you have to hide in the kitchen having the occasional peek hoping that he will go back to sleep if eye contact is avoided because you want your daily 7 minuet shower. Me currently 😂 #singlemumlife

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You know you have children when...

You know you have children when... You get to work and notice that your pants have smudges of unidentifiable origin from the knee down. ?

Would you punch your husband

Would you punch your husband In the eye so he didn't have to go to work?

You can be racist towards the race of your friends. You can be racist towards your own race. You can be racist towards…

You can be racist towards the race of your friends. You can be racist towards your own race. You can be racist towards the race of your family. You can be racist towards the race of your spouse. You can be racist towards the race of your kids. Your racism doesn't just stop being racism because 'X' is said race. Racism is Racism. Thanks for coming to this very well needed TedTalk.

Have you ever went... Somewhere public and realize that your parenting and your children aren't as "bad" as you…

Have you ever went... Somewhere public and realize that your parenting and your children aren't as "bad" as you thought??