So heres how you know Ive never had a kid..

I've heard many stories lol

Really common from what I hear but most woman don't even know with everything else going on.

totally possible. i did it. and yes thinking about it is super embarrassing but at the time i could of cared less.

yeah but you won't know or even pay attention to that with everything else.

Yes very common but u have no clue that you do it

also the nurse cleans it up so fast, it's like it never happened

Yeah but with everything else that's going on? You don't even notice really and they'll just wipe it away and not say anything to you.

they usually know it's coming and wipe it before anyone notices.

Oh god haha. Im not too worried. I just didnt know that was an actual thing!! I hope They dont have to clean up my poop but I feel bad if they do. 😂 Im getting epidural so Im sure I wont notice.