"Where's your screen door?" "I don't know, I woke up this morning and looked out the window to see…

"Where's your screen door?"

"I don't know, I woke up this morning and looked out the window to see this guy walking off with it"

LOL. I seriously asked maintenance for a screen protector like on my back door. Last time they came and drilled a couple holes and bang it was on....this time they took the whole door and still haven't brought it back. wtf?! LOL