Dear Constipation, Thanks for nothing. 🖕🏽 That's all.

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

Damn, that's shitty.

😂

I'm sorry. I had to go there.

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@gingyrex, 😂😂 I'm so pissed right now that it's funny to myself. I've literally been on the toilet waiting for like an hour.

@kimberlyyyy, 😂😂😂😂 GOOD ONE! Good one.

@dang_dridri, Have you tried Miralax? I thought it was all hype until I tried it. Saving grace, I swear.

This is gunna sound weird, but sometimes Mountain Dew helps me go. It worked when I was pregnant too.

Lmao!

@gingyrex, girl no I haven't tried any medication, I'm trying not to but I need to release! Lol. @kimberlyyyy I'm drinking some now, I hope it works for me.

@lumbeemama, it freaking sucks! Got to laugh to keep from crying I guess. Lol

@dang_dridri, I'm sorry your in discomfort. You have a funny sense of humor though. That's definitely good to have when dealing with this sort of thing. So props:)

@lumbeemama, aw thanks! I try to stay positive girl.

I'm telling you dates, prunes and miralax just not all at the same time or there will be crap all over the floor

glad I'm not the only one, bd be like "wtf you doin in the bathroom for 30 minutes and why you gotta take your phone for" uhh first off f you and your normal working bowels, second off we don't need to talk about this because I might cry out of anger, third off sometimes the waiting game is boring and scrolling takes my mind off of all the work I'm doing for no relief! I just want to poop normal again😂🙊💩

@dreab, 😂😂 thanks so much! I'll pick some up tomorrow. @kaylaweilert lmfao. RIGHT! They don't understand. My boyfriend thinks it's the funniest thing when I say "I'm trying to poop!" Like some serious work goes into this now.

I feel like my first 4 months of pregnancy I was unable to poop at all!!!! It was so horrible! @dang_dridri

@brittanynicole1116, girl yes! I just want to poop already! At least one good time. Lol