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Emily
Emily
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I feel like if something (God forbid) ever happened to my fiance, I'd be the prime suspect because…

I feel like if something (God forbid) ever happened to my fiance, I'd be the prime suspect because of my smart ass sarcasm.

Me: "All I want right now is a Boston cream donut and iced coffee"

Him: "Ooooh ok"

Me: "Don't make me be the next star of Snapped"

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mantha823

Samantha

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

mmmm that sounds good though lol

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emily18234

Emily

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@mantha823, iced coffee and I are bffs right now with my no energy. I'm just glad he knows I'm kidding bit I always think "what would happen if on the way home from work and his brakes failed and the police read that"

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nicolekayo07

Nicole O'Connor

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haha! I always tell him I'll make his look accidental so I get the life insurance money! joking around of course! 😂 and yessss an iced coffee sounds delish right now!

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emily18234

Emily

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@nicolekayo07, hahaha I make daily jokes about his life insurance. the other day we were talking about bungi jumping and I told him we should go base jumping. he goes "yeah, except for its for sure death". my response "and? my names still on your life insurance right? you go first"

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nicolekayo07

Nicole O'Connor

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lmao! love how relationships can joke about things! when we built our house last summer... we had to dig a ditch for our electric to go underground... I said don't worry if you get pushed in, it'll be accidental!

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