Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

Chinese Food

I don't like it but I've been out-voted by the masses and it's what we're eating tonight. Soooo what do you like?

So I'm having some late pregnancy worries... What if cant comfort her? What if I don't know why shes crying? Like say we're out and shes screaming and I just don't know what she wants!! That thought scares the shit out of me!

Do you take your prenatals??

I mean like everyday? I'll be the first to admit.. I take them like once every blue moon. I'm trying to get better at it though. I forget easily, plus I don't like being constipated!

Will your Mom be in the delivery room?

My mom made it sound like she was gonna be in the delivery room when I give birth, and quite frankly, I would just like it to be me and my fiancé. It's our first, and I want to share that special moment with just him. I don't want to hurt her feelings, and I know this is something she would really like to be a part of. So I feel bad telling her no.