It's pretty bad when your gas pains are so painful, you celebrate when you finally are able to fart or burp 😂😂😂
So if you have the baby with no pain meds and you tear, when they stitch you up, does it hurt? 😭
How old?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
What does it mean when you have sharp pain everyday???
when your children turn 18
How old will you be?
You know you have children when...
You get to work and notice that your pants have smudges of unidentifiable origin from the knee down. ?
ohhh yesss. the victory