so i make a nice t bone steak dinner for my boyfriend and i.. and of course mine gets dropped on the floor i didnt even get to take a bite... Now im just crying and totally upset.. that ruined my valentines day

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

Me and my princess first time getting epidural and I’m numb from legs is this normal i can’t walk good yet
Y’all I did it!! I made the appointment to get my brows microbladed. I’m doing it on my birthday on December 9th
i love the dirty looks i get in walmart as i’m walking w/ my black bf & mixed family🙂
the dogs already swarmed to it like flies to crap