I'm dilated to a three and my doctor stripped my membranes today. Everyone is telling me to have sex to get things moving but I'm too exhausted and sore. Can't he just inject the sperm in me with a tiny syringe? 😜😂 Just kidding.... Kinda.

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Danielle·Мама троих детей

I never had that done with #1 but I did with #2 and had him 2 days later.

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Bree·Мама сына (9 лет)

37 weeks and love my sex life lol but he has to do most of the work

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Alex·Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)

Blood flow*

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Alex·Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)

Girl, I feel you hahaha I'll help him out in other ways most days but others, I'm like "mmmm, no. You do that yourself" 😂 blow flow to the vj means swelling and swelling means ouch 😂

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Stephanie·Мама троих детей

@missalexisnicole, Sounds like me! Im like "Can you maybe just take care of yourself tonight?" He haaaates it. Poor guy. He has to get over it though. Pregnancy is miserable! And sex is just too hard now haha

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Alex·Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)

we haven't done it, but it's a great idea 😂 i just feel bad for him because we used to have sex a lot and since I've gotten pregnant, I deny him so much 😭 I just suck it up and think "this could be the time my baby comes, just deal with it" 😂

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Stephanie·Мама троих детей

@missalexisnicole, LOL that's GENIUS! Hahahahaha!!! I'm so gonna propose this idea to my hubby. 😂😂😂

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Alex·Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)

Hahaha my boyfriend and I talked about this since sex is kinda hard (and painful) for me. He's like "I'll just get myself off and stick it in before" 😂😂

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@scottsdalemommy, 😂 right!!

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Stephanie·Мама троих детей

@mrscarterbby, Bahaha right? I'm like, is all the work reaaaaally worth it? Plus, it's that sperm that got me into this mess in the first place! 😜

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No seriously lol I was thinking the same thing... All I need is the sperm lol do I really have to go through the discomfort and pain to get it!? 😩

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