hahaha I asked my husband what all of these abbreviations and terms ment I was laughing so hard I was crying. OK I had…

hahaha I asked my husband what all of these abbreviations and terms ment I was laughing so hard I was crying.

OK I had to do this too! So fun! 😂

Luteal Phase - great question

AF - after fu**

Baby Aspirin - what you give a baby to make it sleep.. I'M JUST KIDDING.

BABY DUST - talcum powder

BC - birth control

BD - baby dancing.. having sexual intercourse between a husband and wife or a man and woman.

BH - bounty hunter

Beta - not quite ready yet

BFN - brand freakin new (new born)

BFP - big fat pens! Jk I know that one! Big fat positive

BRB - be right back

BTW - by the way

CB - come back...

CD - child development

CL - close loss

CM - cum mommy.... ahhahaha

CP - cum please?

DH - dissapointing husband

DPO - damn perfect orgasm

EWCM - early earning conception mark

FMU - father mother unicorn

FX - fingers crossed

HPT - hard parenting tutorial

OPK - optimal parental kiting

POAS - parent obligation avoidance system (jobs)

TTC - the third contraceptive