hahaha I asked my husband what all of these abbreviations and terms ment I was laughing so hard I was crying.
OK I had to do this too! So fun! 😂
Luteal Phase - great question
AF - after fu**
Baby Aspirin - what you give a baby to make it sleep.. I'M JUST KIDDING.
BABY DUST - talcum powder
BC - birth control
BD - baby dancing.. having sexual intercourse between a husband and wife or a man and woman.
BH - bounty hunter
Beta - not quite ready yet
BFN - brand freakin new (new born)
BFP - big fat pens! Jk I know that one! Big fat positive
BRB - be right back
BTW - by the way
CB - come back...
CD - child development
CL - close loss
CM - cum mommy.... ahhahaha
CP - cum please?
DH - dissapointing husband
DPO - damn perfect orgasm
EWCM - early earning conception mark
FMU - father mother unicorn
FX - fingers crossed
HPT - hard parenting tutorial
OPK - optimal parental kiting
POAS - parent obligation avoidance system (jobs)
TTC - the third contraceptive
@c.f1023 bd? baby daddy or baby doctor lol. I would have gotten like only two of these right
@rachelirene,
Luteal phase- days after ovulation before period.
AF- Aunt Flo, period.
Baby aspirin- aspirin which contains only 81 MG of aspirin used to quite immune system.
BABYDUST- good wishes vibe for getting pregnant.
BC- birth control
BD- baby dance, sex
BH- Braxton hicks
Beta- blood test
BFN- big fat negative
BFP- big fat positive
CB- cycle buddy
CD- cycle day
CM- cervical mucus
CP- cervical position
DPO- days past ovulation
BD- baby dance, sex
EWCM- egg white cervical mucus
FMU- first morning urine
FX- fingers crossed
OPK- ovulation predictor test
POAS- pee on a stick (pregnancy test)
TTC- trying to conceive
I keep thinking "as fuck". Hahahaha thanks for clearing that up for me. @c.f1023
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