Ok what is "lightning crotch" ??!! I keep seeing this term and I can imagine...but what exactly are…

feels like a jolt and throb in your vagina. usually comes from the baby dancing near the vagina

The baby is laying in a nerve and you get pretty bad pain in your vag lol. It comes out of nowhere lol

it also makes you randomly cuss like crazy when it happens. or me at least. haha comes at the most random times.

Ah so it's like a nerve twang. Gotcha. Wonderful. Looking forward to THAT. Not. ☹️

nerve twang is... too mild. it literally feels like you're being electrocuted in your whoohaa.