I love how I call you an hour ago to inform you your mother came home a day early and I need help…

I love how I call you an hour ago to inform you your mother came home a day early and I need help cleaning up the house. and your ass hasn't left yet. meanwhile my back feels like is gonna fall off. and my ankles are so swollen I can barely walk. it takes 30 minutes to get from Anthony's in Clarksville to Stewart county. and BTW love? facebook tells you the location of people who use messenger. so you're not slick, I know you're still in Clarksville. that's okay. 👌 I'll be sure to remember this the next time you need my help with something.

whoda thunk playing basketball is more important than having a house to live in?