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So while I was grocery shopping today, a man randomly walk's up to me an say's "ARE YOU PREGNANT?" I responded, "yes" & he asked when I was due an congratulated me, he was such a kind old man. 😊
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?
It happened....? 2.5 years and today was the day he heard me fart. I thought I could crop dust him, but it came out full force. He looked at me and busted out laughing. ?
i finally let him do it I finally let DF throw away my foundations. He says I look better without it. He said he hates seeing me cover my face with make up when I can just wear mascara and eyeliner. He says it makes me look fake and he said he's not saying it to be mean, hes saying it because he cares. Im glad he's real with me. He says I have natural beauty. He says he doesn't like it when I dye my hair or wear make up because he loves my natural beauty. I know some girls feel as though that they need make up but they don't. Make up to me is just to do it for fun and sometimes when I feel insecure. Hes the only man that has made me feel beautiful without my hair straightened, without make up on and in my baggy clothes. I can burp in front of him, I can do weird things in front of him, etc. He has taught me so many things in the last (almost) 3 years and im so grateful for him. He taught me how to make pork chops and steaks, how to play some videogames, how to make white rice, how to budget, etc.
Am I wrong to be upset? Last night I was running a fever, weak, tired, sore, my left boob feels like it got used as a punching bag. I asked my husband to call out of work today to help me with the kid so I could get some rest. He went to work. I texted him this morning. Part of me thinks I mean. The other part of me thinks I was fine for saying that because he should've stayed home with us.
Is it wrong of me to make a fake fb and see if my ole man is cheating? Stuff happened and he hasn't been staying here... and he is talking to the girl (me.) But he doesn't know it's me.... he is lying saying I cheated on him, and that my name is jule, and clearly it's lacy. And he only got with me bc I was a good mom.... but just yesterday he came and stayed with me, we had sex all night... he is telling me one thing, and her (me) another... lol I'm thinking on just walking away... and yes I'm 24 weeks pregnant with his child.
Nunya·
I would have said no at first just to see his reaction 😁😋😊
Elizabeth·
That's to funny! Poor guy I couldn't😂😋
Kyla Fowlkes·
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I work at a grocery store & I get asked all day long now. I'm starting to say no just to see people's reaction.. it's always priceless lol
Elizabeth·
I'll definitely do that next time😂
Nunya·
I'm kidding, I would feel bad even if I was joking if he got embarrassed. I think that's super sweet too. ❤
🎀Jacqui🎀·
That happened to me a work and the guy asked if I was pregnant and I said "no I'm just fat" it was funny because all of the other people right there knew I was pregnant so they just looked and smiled and then the guy was like "oh no your not fat your fine how you are " after that I felt so bad cuz everyone laughed not really at him but because they knew that I was and I said " no I'm just kidding I am pregnant " I felt bad after but he took it like a champ after we were talking about something else he then went on and told me he takes medicine for his brain -_- I felt like an ass
Bryanna·
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When I was pregnant a customer at work said something about me being pregnant and I just kind of laughed and she looked very panicky "you are pregnant.. Aren't you?"
Nadenka·
Ew, an older man that I kno from a diner asked me when I'm planning to have kids in the supermarket .. I was all none of yo damn business and so random . I don't kno you like that!
Youmi·
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love old ppl . I love how kind they are to all ppl . wised and generous too .