Those awkward feelings when you're sitting in the middle of the church pew and YOU have to puke, and…

Those awkward feelings when you're sitting in the middle of the church pew and YOU have to puke, and the ladies wanna give you the side eye. Oh and when you have to sneeze, but dont want to because you scared you're gonna shat yourself, pee yourself or both. Note to self keep a poise in your purse lol.