So today, while changing the nappy of my beautiful little 3 week old daughter... She projectile pooped all over my legs and feet, then continued to wee the biggest wee I've ever seen and get it all in her hair. So I had to run upstairs with a naked wee covered baby, poo soaking through my jeans, to give her a bath.. To only find she had also finished her poop in my hand!
Then after all the drama of the clean up I went to feed her, for her to burp on my nipple and throw up down my cleavage.
Aren't babies fun!