So today, while changing the nappy of my beautiful little 3 week old daughter... She projectile pooped all over my legs and feet, then continued to wee the biggest wee I've ever seen and get it all in her hair. So I had to run upstairs with a naked wee covered baby, poo soaking through my jeans, to give her a bath.. To only find she had also finished her poop in my hand!
Then after all the drama of the clean up I went to feed her, for her to burp on my nipple and throw up down my cleavage.
Aren't babies fun!
my son did the same on my favourite top...let's say that was ruined and had to chucked out :(