I have to vent. Explicit content ahead... Oh my fucking god, dude. So, we got 2 cats about a month and a half ago. We…

I have to vent.

Explicit content ahead...

Oh my fucking god, dude.

So, we got 2 cats about a month and a half ago. We took them in from a friend because she randomly started having cat allergies, and couldn't be around them.

They are both fixed.

Well, a week after, the male cat decided he was going to use my bfs sons ball pit as a fucking litter box.

So, I asked around and people told me to spray vinegar where you don't want them clawing, or peeing if it's a random place. I seriously sprayed so much vinegar in that ball pit... I still have to clean it out and disinfect it at least twice a week... the cat uses it more than the 2 year old.. forreal.

So here's the good part... not.

30 min ago I finally got my teething 2 month old to sleep. He got a brand new crib yesterday and it's been fully set up with a brand new out of the package cribset for maybe 24hours.

I go into my bedroom to lay him down and as I'm leaning over the side of the crib to lay him down and I smell pee... I assumed it was my son's diaper, so i changed his diaper and took him back over to the crib, and I smelled it again.. I turned on the light and there is cat piss ALL over the sheet and blanket, and he sprayed all over the decorative comforter thing and the bumper pads.

I have never felt so much anger in my entire life.

I don't care who you think you are, cat... but you don't piss in my baby's fucking bed. #sorrynotsorry I threw the cat out of the front door of my house.