So I get my whole house cleaned and while I am feeding the baby my son decides to pee on the bathroom floor and and stroll all the clothes out in the room. let's see what mess my daughter can make when she gets home.....
Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:
Me and my princess first time getting epidural and I’m numb from legs is this normal i can’t walk good yet
Y’all I did it!! I made the appointment to get my brows microbladed. I’m doing it on my birthday on December 9th
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
trying to clean your house with kids is like brushing your teeth and eating Oreos. sometimes I think why do I bother.