I don't like my Facebook. If people aren't jumping on my page to try out their comedian chops (goofy…

I don't like my Facebook. If people aren't jumping on my page to try out their comedian chops (goofy irrelevant comments on everything), they're jockeying to be my "favorite" (which holds like NO merit because there isn't a prize) or trying desperately to appear closer to me than they are. Then we have the page watchers who never say anything BUT pop up in the inbox when I delete. Last but certainly my least favorite, the ones who feel the need to text AND inbox AND email whatever thing they're SO anxious to tell me--but I can never find them by any medium when I want or need a chat. 😧 I deactivated. I hadn't logged on in a while anyway BECAUSE people are so annoying.