So sitting here talking to bff about her sexual fun I guess. Then she ask me why I'm just sitting…

So sitting here talking to bff about her sexual fun I guess. Then she ask me why I'm just sitting and laughing and to spill my goods

Me: Mya I've been riding the only dick I've ever gotten for 7 years now. All my sex stories consists of him 😂 I can tell you some moments like the spot you're sitting in though

Her: jumps to the floor and won't talk to me* I forgot you haven't been out there like that I wanna be you when I grow up

Me: 💀😂😂 please take a nap