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Москва. Выход с эскалатора станции Арбатская. Подходит иностранец: – Извините, это станция Арбатская? (Excuse me, is it…

Москва. Выход с эскалатора станции Арбатская. Подходит иностранец:

– Извините, это станция Арбатская? (Excuse me, is it Arbatskaya station?)

– Которая из них? (Which one of them?)

– Что вы имеете в виду? (What do you mean?)

– Есть две станции с одним названием на разных ветках. (There are two stations with the same name on different lines.)

– Блин. (Fuck.)

Чего-то тыкает в телефоне.

– Синяя ветка! (The blue line!)

– Они обе «синие», одна синяя, одна голубая {светло-синяя}. (They are both on blue lines, one is pure blue, another is light blue.)

– Что?! Вы издеваетесь?! У вас две долбанных станции с двумя одинаковыми названиями на двух, черт подери, синих ветках?! (What?! Are you kidding?! You have two fucking stations with two similar names on two goddamn blue lines?!)

– Фактически да. (In fact yes.)

– Но как их различать?! (How one should get the difference?!)

– Вы должны чувствовать их. (You should feel it.)

Я ему, разумеется, помог. В конце он отрезал:

– Это безумство. Обама никогда не победит. (It's all insane. Obama will never win.)

Уже плохо от чтения про коляски, у всех было?😖😖😖 Промежуточная станция snap ultra sport, цвет только не пойму, вообще не люблю такой, но других в продаже просто нет. Как он вживую? Это стандартный снаповский синий (powder blue). Может, фото у кого есть в разном освещении?

Hi Preggies, First and foremost in this community, all our members must have mutual respect for one another. Debate and…

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Москва. Выход с эскалатора станции Арбатская. Подходит иностранец: – Извините, это станция Арбатская? (Excuse me, is it…

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Уже плохо от чтения про коляски, у всех было?😖😖😖 Промежуточная станция snap ultra sport, цвет только не пойму, вообще не…

Hi Preggies, First and foremost in this community, all our members must have mutual respect for one another. Debate and…

Hi Preggies, We've had some requests from moms who are going through difficult emotional times, before, during and after…