Need a laugh? Took maternity pics tonight..Felt so awk! Super awkward posing, a lot of looking down, "serious" faces and I hate a serious face bc #restingbitchface LOL! I'm sure they'll look cuter than I felt! She asked me prior if I was comfortable with bare belly shots- I love my belly so I say why not! She had this outfit I wore that was a tube top and chiffon dress that split in front to show belly. I was cool with that. Then she say take that off and I think we are done and all of a sudden I'm in my undies laying on a fur rug 95% nekkid. 😂😂😂 felt like glamour shots for beached whales. Even Husband was laughing at me!!! OMG I was dying. I asked him when we left- did that look as awkward as I felt? He said very quickly YEP!! Before we left, she said she likes the "all natural" look and what did I want photoshopped? UM, ALL OF IT?!? Make me look like a playboy bunny for all I care, but I do not want to see my double chin OR cellulite!! LOL
If I hadn't seen her newborn pics, I would be seriously concerned right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Trust me yours will probably turn out amazing! I felt awkward in mine as well! She had me on the floor, standing! It was crazy but she is also my husbands step mom so I didn't feel too bad.
My sister said hers were sooo awkward too!!! She said she was laying in the wet grass like a whale & looking serious. She was mortified! But she loved them in the end 😂😂 @pardonmemom
@nikkisummers, i am cracking myself up over here. It will be a couple weeks before I get to see any of them! Just enough time for me to recoup from the trauma. Lol jk
@pardonmemom, 😂😂😂 now I am dying to see! I'm sure they're so cute!
Does this look like a dog? If so, what kind? Someone posted it on a lost dog Facebook page and said that she is very skinny and looks like she's been on her own for a while. She kind of looks like a baby fox or coyote to me.
Look at all these cucumbers the school gave us 😂🤦🏽♀️ we will never eat all this I don’t even like them
I can't even🙈🤣🤣🤣who she leading??
On one hand, my hubby and I do kinda look like we could be related💁😂
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
is it wrong to be frustrated that my daughter acts like she can't do certain things with out my help. she plays dumb a lot and I wish I could be like no girl show what you know. she acts like she can't trace or match shapes so shes ask for "mommy finger" to help her so I barely hold her hand and she magically can do it but if I dont hold her hand she just scribbles and acts like she doesnt know
the pic is how she traces when I'm "helping her" otherwise it'll just be scribbles all over the page